Season 7, Episode 12: All Women are Now On Report

Listener, you’ll be as incensed as Kevin and Tony were to learn that the opening of the show was taken over by the cruel banter of Liz and Neesha.  These young women used their special “star” status as cast members to deride and abuse Tony and Kevin for their weaknesses in personality and mind.  If our Men in Charge weren’t so easily intimidated, they’d strike back in some way, maybe.  Anyway, after running our boys through a gauntlet of ridicule, Neesha and Liz at last discuss today’s segments.  First, “Big Nell’s Homicidal Dog Training.” Don’t you want your service dog to provide a real service, like taking down slow people in line and dragging them out to the parking lot?  Big Nell has what you want.  After that, there’s “Complaints from Our Listeners.” But there are no complaints this time.  Why?  Are Loathing and Indifference on the same side of a single coin? Next is a new sponsor, “Men in Charge House of Fashion: Canine Cosmetics.” Does your dog need a new faux-orange spray tan?  Is he bullied by dogs named Vladdy and Kim Jong Il? New cosmetics will cover up a lot of sins, if not an independent judiciary. Finally, we tune in to our friends at Pox & Phlegm, the white guys and a blonde, who take on the corrupting influence of Socialist Media, like Tinderbox and the Faceplant.