In this episode, Kevin and Tony take derisive issue with frightened young white men in polo shirts who fear being replaced by better people. Next, Scott tells us about the first segment, “Basalt Adventures,” a commercial he wrote on behalf of a new MiC sponsor, but his explanation was unaccountably beside the point, about the moon and stuff. Don’t believe anything he says. After that we have an extended segment about Kevin’s escape from the Lower Heights Child Labor Force Camp, along with a few fellow intrepid campers, through the sewer, where they of course encounter several prominent media figures. Finally, Tom Selleck—grumpy grandpa mustache himself—tries to persuade the financially vulnerable that they need a reverse mortgage. Trust him, or he’ll hit you with a stick.