Season 6, Episode 10: The Neck Beard Episode

If you’ve got a neck beard, then this episode is NOT for you—literally. Stop reading now, please. For those whose Adam's apple is as clean-shaven as a baby’s bottom, this episode starts off with an angst-ridden look at the world of “Johnny Hambone, Library Bouncer.” His love affair with the stridently indifferent Lurleen is not to be. We hear from our sponsor, Stained Apron, providing a box of different random meat chunks by mail to make dinners easier. Then it’s “A Hard Rowe to Hoe,” with your host Nicholas Rowe, star of “Young Sherlock Holmes.” It’s the only starring film role he’s ever gotten, and he’s still bitter about it. Elliot Stern & Kathryn Sober interview “Tupac” Marinetti, alleged great-granddaughter of the famous Italian Futurist, Fillippo Tomasso Marinetti. Then we’ll “Anschluss” you all the way to Austria for “Sound of Music Austria Tours,” where your family finds the musical fruits of the inevitable payment plan that started years earlier.