Season 6, Episode 16: We’re Sorry About Your Childhood!

For the first time in recorded prehistory, Kevin and Tony lug the Men in Charge Portable Recording Unit, contained in three Mitsubishi Minivans, to record out of the studio. They set up shop at the Unhappy Childhood Festival at the Lower Heights Convention Center, where they are promptly ignored by everyone who attends, probably because of their “Deep State”-required nametags. They do introduce four segments, the first of which is “Professional Housesitters,” in which Tony and Kevin lay out the set of precise conditions (and price) they’ll demand in order to take care of your household next vacation time. After that, ladies and wives, it’s a word from our persistent sponsor, New America, with “New America Potato Food Product,” which will transform your shiftless layabout of a couch-hugging husband into a shiftless layabout on the dole line in the New America. After that, it’s another episode of “Bay Radbury’s Tales from the Profane Calliope,” and a lot of furniture will be broken during the story Bay tells entitled “The Night Every Foot Switched Legs!” Finally, Ben Neves, a recent graduate of New America Online University has his video game night (which, let’s face it, is every night for this guy) interrupted by university administrators, who are unhappy with Ben’s lack of success since commencement and willing to deprive him of his credentials….