Season 6, Episode 22: Fortune Favors the Mold!

Mar 4, 2018

In this unfortunately titled episode, Kevin and Tony explain why, however bold the Bold are, Mold always wins out in the end because it’s, well, mold. Whether the mold has a shiny green sheen or a crumbly black quality, even the boldest get moldy. But we don’t want to give away the ending. The show’s first segment is “Tony and Kevin Invite Your Mom to Breakfast” because breakfast is the most important meal of the day if you want to start the day bloated. Learn how easily your Mom can be lured into a windowless black van on a Sunday morning with merely a tray of brie and a couple of bottles of a middling rosé. But don’t forget to answer the phone when they call, okay? Please? Next, Kevin and Tony take us to a Cornish Game Hen factory on election night, when the new President wows the assembled hens on building the best cages and separating the white meat from the dark meat. In the final segment, “Traffic School: Day 10,” bad driving is rewarded with bad traffic instruction, and videos of car crashes, and more bad traffic instruction, which goes on, and on, and on… Sartrean or Kafkaesque? You decide.