Season 7, Episode 24: The Perfect Catheter

Answering calls from the medical industry, Tony and Kevin discuss the ins and outs of catheters, finally managing to squeeze in a few remarks about what would constitute the “perfect” catheter—the one that comes naturally with the body. Then, it’s on to the first of a multi-part Gothic Romance series, “Heaving Bosoms.” The heroine, Elspeth Eveready, fights a two-sided campaign—pursuing true love with Lord Grantley Ridgely and quarreling with the writer about her tardiness in taking her to a narrative climax. After that we hear from a new sponsor, Richard J. Gharlic, attorney-at-law. If you don’t have a legal problem yet, he’s sure to create one for you. Next, a new segment—“Butch Tabby, Feline Detective.” Lower Heights PD’s only feline cop is on the job, the brains of the whole department, taking down perps as if they were living room curtains. Finally, we return to the adventures of “Aidan and Largo, Under-employed Mafia Goons!” As you’ll remember from last time, Aidan and Largo were kidnapped from a bus stop by a charming suburban couple and their young son, Little Leroy. What fate awaits our thuggish heroes…?