On today’s episode, Kevin and Tony consider the reasons why so many great poets have also been toads, leading to these brilliant segments: introducing the Ethics Lite ™ System, making morality easier through a healthy injection of relativism since 2013; Dan Blanche, Lower Heights Community College’s longest-serving adjunct writing instructor deals (ineffectually) with Trevor, a troublesome student; a candidate running for US President visits Europe, where he finds that everyone is small and can’t be understood clearly; Tony defends the virtues of learning Ancient Hittite to a baffled Kevin; Angela Moonhair shares the therapeutic virtues of avocados with the listener.