In their coverage of their own radio event, Jeff White, Blanche Whitney, Bobby Van Illa and Ash Ivory pontificate on the inherent greatness of men...mostly white men. Dr. Maisie McElroy, thirteen-year-old professor of sociology, tells us about how to avoid cooties. We hear from sponsors the NRA (now more thoughts and prayers than ever before!) and Plausible Denial Condoms (now in family packs!). The listener is enjoined to consider whether "Young Slavic Ladies" are right for them. And Craig Falsetto, midwestern leader for Men's Rights, tells us who's lining up to replace those who are lined up to replace us.