Rocket to the Future! Part One, Chapter 4

  A mysterious glowing nametag has transformed Cadet Billy into Cadet Billy, Warlord of Mars! And while the Earth Space Force Rocket Vanguard has finally been able to follow him (through the help of a venereal time warp) to the moon Phobos, Billy has had six months--with the aid of the perennially treacherous Lt. Nemesis--to plan the latest native Martian insurrection. Will Billy succeed? Will Commander Train and Cadet Cindy have a SNOG in the weapons locker? How much of Ensign Zinn's uniform tunic has been torn off, revealing his muscular abs, hidden behind a layer of manly fat? Some will be revealed.