Men in Charge

Ensign Zinn continues to flirt with embedded reporter Sparky McClean—who's trapped on the Knausgaard as it (presumably) careens toward the sun—when a menacing voice from the past intrudes!

Bad Nancy Drew—Bitsy and Francine—are deputized to solve/commit a crime: the pirating of the worst video game in history.

On the Vanguard, Ensign Zinn and Lt. Linley discuss Commander Train’s strange reluctance to lend support to the Knausgaard.

Sheriff Coors and Deputy Maisie the Loon welcome Bad Nancy Drew into the squad car!

At Luna Base 3, Cadet Cindy takes Sammy Kahlua, fraudulent Martian Ambassador, shopping for chic ambassadorial robes!

Grifters, Wizards, Bandits and other Denizens lure the announcer into a trans-dimensional portal!

The android Eugene 2000 shoots laser bolts at Lt. Linley and Ensign Zinn, while Lt. Commander Fawna and newly-demoted-to-Cadet Nemesis discuss who's better at threat-making.

Kevin and Tony review the upside of American fascism. It goes about as you'd expect.

Kevin and Tony fight back against the thuggish takeover of the Men in Charge studios by agents from the Department Of Radio Efficiency and Eliminating Public Radio (DREEPR).

Lt. Chesterfield tries to keep the drugged and disoriented astrogator, Lt. Schicklegruber, from falling out of his chair, while former Lt. Nemesis lies to Lt. Commander Fawna in front of everyone.