Men in Charge

People will go to any length with shortening their bones to get on the phone with quack Dr. Orville!

Lt. Schicklegruber is confined to a holding cell in the Space Brig on Luna Base 3—why? No one knows, but Cadet Billy is brought in as well, still sporting his horns, and they are granted a call to a therapist. So... yes...

Ungrateful little incel Jack Shambles joins Deputy Thorn Withers and Gertrude the Loon to investigate Old Man Withers' Surplus Store.

Sergeant Blonk of the Space Shore Patrol arrests our favorite Earth Space Force officers on officially flimsy pretexts and declares them guilty of all manner of crimes with their every utterance. Who needs justice when you can have a good laugh!

Sheriff Coors and Deputy Maisie rope in Creg Bellowes from Lower Heights Public Radio to investigate their latest case.

On Luna Base 3, a quarrel erupts outside the Drunk St. Alphonsus Bar and Gruel, but it's interrupted by the Space Shore Space MP Patrol! And yes, our feckless heroes are all arrested.

Dr. Orville Preacher listens to a caller who... pauses.... when she... is speaking. (This is, by the way, our all-time funniest episode)!

Cadet Billy awakens on an empty rocket to discover that he has... horns! Meanwhile, a number of Space Force officers are mysteriously arrested by MPs on Luna Base 3.

Our local public radio reporter is flung from the transdimensional subway into... what?

Dr. Orville Preacher is back. And so is heart-healthy cheescake!