Men in Charge

The android Eugene 2000 shoots laser bolts at Lt. Linley and Ensign Zinn, while Lt. Commander Fawna and newly-demoted-to-Cadet Nemesis discuss who's better at threat-making.

Kevin and Tony review the upside of American fascism. It goes about as you'd expect.

Kevin and Tony fight back against the thuggish takeover of the Men in Charge studios by agents from the Department Of Radio Efficiency and Eliminating Public Radio (DREEPR).

Lt. Chesterfield tries to keep the drugged and disoriented astrogator, Lt. Schicklegruber, from falling out of his chair, while former Lt. Nemesis lies to Lt. Commander Fawna in front of everyone.

As the rocket Knausgaard continues to careen off course, Lt. Schicklegruber, ship's astrogator, fears that the sandwich Dr. Dankmeme gave him in sickbay was poisoned...

Agents from the new Department Of Radio Efficiency & Eliminating Public Radio (DORE&EPR) lock Kevin and Tony out of their MiC studio to rifle through their files and go into full confiscation mode (FCM).

On Luna (that's space lingo for "the moon"), Cadet Cindy and Sammy Kahlua, Martian entrepreneur, debate the degree of human gullibility. It turns out there's a lot of it.

Mr. Skids, a surly drunkard with a heart of limestone, passes out in the street at the perfect spot to prevent an armored car heist!

Lt. Linley changes out of Cadet Billy's uniform and then joins Ensign Zinn in the engine room, where the android, Eugene 2000, makes a startling confession!

Johnny Hambone, detective and library bouncer, finds himself outmatched by a carousel organ.