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Little Timmy forgoes his career in Family Dentistry to work on his 4th grade film project—in collaboration with a Movie Mongol!
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Storing a lot of heirlooms/junk in your garage? Discount Appraisals will tell you what it's worth and take it off your hands.
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At Mutzi's Bakery, none of the baked goods are for you. Or for anyone. So steer clear if you know what's good for you.
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Mrs. Nurch visits the jail to find just the right husband for her daughter, Gwendolyn.
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Do you know how to respond in a Soccer Emergency? Neither does Creg Bellowes!
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What do you call a submarine that stays on top of the water? A boat? Wrong.
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Try the cheese favored by all aspiring Mafiosos, handy for both lunches and weapons!
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"What Really Matters": Are you afraid of scientists and eager to hear more commercials? Then you know what really matters!
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Trying to spoil Arbor Day, Spinoza is at last unmasked! Or is he? Yes, he is—but only by a percentage.
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Make college more efficient? Purge it of non-essentials, like...