Season 3, Episode 12: Simulation Emulator

Old Man Boxing in New America: Mitch “Turtle” McConnell vs. Mike Pence box and hand money to each other cooperatively; a message from our new sponsor, Gottle’s Hairdressing and Basement Gun Sales, a business that does all sorts of dressing, including salad dressing; Papa Guilder’s Morally Ambiguous Fairy Tales focuses on the “lesson” behind “The Legend of Hong Kong Ninja Science Team OA7”; if your midriff is way too hot, that’s probably because you don’t yet have “Men in Charge Tube Tops—for Men”; we travel back to 3282 BCE to see how the Fertile Crescent Sumerian Investigators clean human scum from the backstreets of the ancient Sumerian city of Kish.