Pinata suits for men; Susie Hotel interviews a man pinned under a refrigerator; "Life Lessons" from Oswald Spellman on cruelty; Amber Westlake gets a new identity; a new science fiction story is premiered--in vain; Cornelius Faust, Mad Scientist with an MFA, destroys the world; the European philosophers make new friends on a desert island; Dan Blanche confronts Dean Wormer and siamang monkeys; "Over Your Head" poses baffling questions to highly intelligent people.