Comedy

During the holiday season, we're all asking the same question: "Where does the mafia-style corruption end and the winning begin?" MPR reporter Charlene "Charlie" Heavers penetrates the White House to get answers and another helping of crusty bread and giardiniera.

Remember Uncle Typhoid? He's a real pain in the neck when he comes over for the holidays and wants to talk about how the government is making frogs gay and other idiotic topics. But how much, precisely, of a pain in the neck is your uncle? Now you will find out.

"Ice cream of the future": the ultimate scam! The Men in Charge team of cosmic question-posers-slash-Dippin' Dots critics take on the question of our generation.

Your friends are constantly telling you stories about non-mutual friends. Now’s the time to cash in on that!

When Lt. Chesterfield discovers Cadet Cindy in the Knausgaard's engine room after the explosion, she has to flee and come up with rationalizations for pinning it on him. Meanwhile, fraudulent Martian Ambssador to Earth, Sammy Kahlua, prepares to face the space media...

As Lt. Commander Fawna slaps Caddy Neddy Nemesis even more awake by the abandoned space warehouse, Lt. Chesterfield finds there are no space cookies in the Vanguard's sickbay!

"Clutch" and his grandpa had a pretty good scam going—they'd hit the Lower Heights senior eateries, Clutch would insult the table staff, and his grandpa would fake a heart attack before the bill came.

As embedded Space journalist Sparky McClean tries to figure out a way to beat Lt. Chesterfield at couple's therapy, Eugene 2000 pushes Lt. Commander Fawna through the space-continuum portal, and Commander Train and Cadet Cindy complete the scuttling of the Knausgaard!

"Bob" is a man like me or you (unless you're not a man). His pathetic little life now means something because he can wear camo, hide his face, and deport people he doesn't like the look of. "Bob's" and Agent of MICE!

As Lt. Chesterfield and interim Captain Casey wait in the Vanguard's Sickbay for the release of an oxygen tank to keep Casey from, well, dying, Sparky McClean comes by to berate Chesterfield for his getting an advantage on her for their next couple's therapy.