Comedy

An old traditional Yankee cookbook has a new twist...we dare not tell a lie!

In which we show that pesky things like foreign, hard-to-pronounce names (like "Mexico") ought not to stand in the way of naming progress.

Commander Train stays one step ahead of interim Captain Casey, and former Lt. Nemesis is thrown out of the Drunk St. Alphonsus bar!

Ensign Zinn tries to decide if his latest crisis of conscience is moral, or romantic (or neither).

The newly-gelatinized announcer searches for sentience beyond the portal.

Ensign Zinn continues to flirt with embedded reporter Sparky McClean—who's trapped on the Knausgaard as it (presumably) careens toward the sun—when a menacing voice from the past intrudes!

Bad Nancy Drew—Bitsy and Francine—are deputized to solve/commit a crime: the pirating of the worst video game in history.

On the Vanguard, Ensign Zinn and Lt. Linley discuss Commander Train’s strange reluctance to lend support to the Knausgaard.

Sheriff Coors and Deputy Maisie the Loon welcome Bad Nancy Drew into the squad car!

At Luna Base 3, Cadet Cindy takes Sammy Kahlua, fraudulent Martian Ambassador, shopping for chic ambassadorial robes!