Comedy

Roger Basement’s guest on What’s New with You, Rollo Squints, wants to infect you with enthusiasm about his new Poisonous Creature Exhibition.

Who or whom (or what) has trapped Armey, Moragh, Karla, and Bletchley like rats? The answer is revealed—and it may not be as surprising as you might have hoped!

Emerging from behind the scenes again, Cadet Cindy and fraudulent Martian Ambassador to Earth, Sammy Kahlua, land the Vanguard's shuttle on Deimos, the chaotic moon of Mars, for a bizarre—and to them—pointless recovery mission. Soon, of course, they're surrounded by deadly Chasm Creatures...

The prison/talk show saga scurries toward a conclusion—beware its pink, whip-like tail!

While Cadet Billy suffers in the engine room cleaning greasy components, Lt. Linley awakens from his electro-coma in a wheelie cart, and Sparky persuades Ensign Zinn to get Eugene 2000 to zap open the door to Sickbay so that she can interview Dr. Dankmeme about this "spy" business.

Norma the Mail Carrier relates a story about how Old Man Fester failed to order exercise equipment for his shack—but has to find space for some nonetheless, consarnit!

Lt. Fawna tricks Cadet Billy into leaving the space brig, and Ensign Zinn fails to ingratiate himself with his new cabin mate, embedded space journalist Sparky McClean.

Really good fights between once-loving neighbors that lead to long grudges are so hard to find these days. Well, maybe they aren't. But why not start your next community feud with The Outdoor Vac, Mark III?

This terrifying episode takes us back in time to the genesis of the Earth Space Force's mission to Pluto. Yes, this really happened!

Yakov Turgenev, the world’s tallest and best-looking Russian Parking Attendant, faces off against the violent, masked men who are, frankly, more like MICE.