Comedy

What's more fun than a summer patio party? We know, it's renting furniture by the hour to put around your sad, tepid frog-hole of a water feature. But what's more fun than THAT?

The corridors are narrow and winding on the Rocketship Vanguard, so there are a lot of opportunities for space secrets to be inadvertently shared. Meanwhile, embedded space journalist has been expelled from her cabin, and Lt. Schicklegruber remains trapped in the ventilation tube.

Somewhere near Dallas is an Air Force Base on which the "birds" are made of toothpicks and candy. They're useless in cases of alien invasion, but they are the few, the proud, the Commemorative Air Force.

Cadet Neddy pours so much space coffee into Senior Chief Advisor's cup that there's no room for space cream, and Dr. Dankmeme confesses to something that shocks her to learn!

As is well-known, the brilliant Dutch Sephardic Jewish philosopher, Baruch Spinoza, began his closely-argued book Ethics, written in the style of geometrical demonstrations, with the first, most fundamental question, "Why are there bagels, rather than not?" We don't explore that question in this sketch.

Commander Train summons Dr. Dankmeme to her quarters for a mysterious conference, while Senior Chief Senior Advisor Casey tries to find a subordinate so she, Senior Chief Senior Advisor Casey, doesn't have to be the one to pour the space coffee.

Today’s infomercial poses the question, “Do the things in our kitchens really have to be so sharp, hard, and magnets for knees and funny bones?” The answer is clearly “yes,” but the sketch goes on anyway.

While Gretchen Munch struggles to persuade Lt. Commander Chesterfield to expel Sparky McClean from their shared cabin, Lt. Fawna and Cadet Neddy malinger in the engine room, deliberating about whether or not to release Lt. Schicklegruber from a ventilation tube.

Physics romance author Dr. Eleanor Galsworthy faces her greatest scientific challenge ever: a bookstore signing gone horribly wrong for her new physics romance, The Spacetime Between Us.

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