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Cadet Billy awakens on an empty rocket to discover that he has... horns! Meanwhile, a number of Space Force officers are mysteriously arrested by MPs on Luna Base 3.
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Our local public radio reporter is flung from the transdimensional subway into... what?
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An old traditional Yankee cookbook has a new twist...we dare not tell a lie!
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In which we show that pesky things like foreign, hard-to-pronounce names (like "Mexico") ought not to stand in the way of naming progress.
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Commander Train stays one step ahead of interim Captain Casey, and former Lt. Nemesis is thrown out of the Drunk St. Alphonsus bar!
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Ensign Zinn tries to decide if his latest crisis of conscience is moral, or romantic (or neither).
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The newly-gelatinized announcer searches for sentience beyond the portal.
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Ensign Zinn continues to flirt with embedded reporter Sparky McClean—who's trapped on the Knausgaard as it (presumably) careens toward the sun—when a menacing voice from the past intrudes!
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Bad Nancy Drew—Bitsy and Francine—are deputized to solve/commit a crime: the pirating of the worst video game in history.
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On the Vanguard, Ensign Zinn and Lt. Linley discuss Commander Train’s strange reluctance to lend support to the Knausgaard.