Comedy

It's Sabbath Mode—for everything! The possibilities for technically violating your religion's commandments are limitless!

After the scuttling of the rocket ship Knausgaard, fraudulent Martian Ambassador to Earth faces the space media to explain that none of it was his fault, but soon the Moon Guards show up to collect him for "Round up Aliens Day"!

Not all Old Testament prophets are lucky enough to see that wheel in the sky that keeps on turnin’!

During the holiday season, we're all asking the same question: "Where does the mafia-style corruption end and the winning begin?" MPR reporter Charlene "Charlie" Heavers penetrates the White House to get answers and another helping of crusty bread and giardiniera.

During the holiday season, we're all asking the same question: "Where does the mafia-style corruption end and the winning begin?" MPR reporter Charlene "Charlie" Heavers penetrates the White House to get answers and another helping of crusty bread and giardiniera.

Remember Uncle Typhoid? He's a real pain in the neck when he comes over for the holidays and wants to talk about how the government is making frogs gay and other idiotic topics. But how much, precisely, of a pain in the neck is your uncle? Now you will find out.

"Ice cream of the future": the ultimate scam! The Men in Charge team of cosmic question-posers-slash-Dippin' Dots critics take on the question of our generation.

Your friends are constantly telling you stories about non-mutual friends. Now’s the time to cash in on that!

When Lt. Chesterfield discovers Cadet Cindy in the Knausgaard's engine room after the explosion, she has to flee and come up with rationalizations for pinning it on him. Meanwhile, fraudulent Martian Ambssador to Earth, Sammy Kahlua, prepares to face the space media...

As Lt. Commander Fawna slaps Caddy Neddy Nemesis even more awake by the abandoned space warehouse, Lt. Chesterfield finds there are no space cookies in the Vanguard's sickbay!