
Rocket to the Future, Part 2: Mission to Pluto
KSFC SATURDAY 8:01-8:06 PM
It's "Rocket to the Future! Part 2"! In this weekly adventure serial we soar off to the space age future, 1993, with the officers and crew of the Earth Space Force! It's humanity's first mission to Pluto, but what with budget cuts and all, it's seriously underfunded!
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Lt. Schicklegruber describes his interrogation, but they're all interrupted by banging at the gates!
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Interim Captain Casey matches with her two depressed, oxygen-deprived captors in an abandoned warehouse? Who will pass out first?
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At Space Hangar 9 on the moon, Cadet Billy asks a new set of infuriating questions while his interrogator is just trying to get work done. A new use for crossed horns is found, with obvious applications for the Hangar doctor's brand of frontier medicine.
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While our Space Force officers languish in the Space Brig on Luna Base 3, Cadet Billy wanders into Squawk's Bar, where there's clearly no echo of Star Trek: Deep Space 9.
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In the space brig on Luna Base 3, Lt. Schicklgruber learns about Cadet Neddy's and Lt. Commander Fawna's interrogation, while the guard is still stewing about his failure in Space Twenty Questions.
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In the brig, Lt. Schicklgruber tries to play "Space 20 Questions" with an idiot guard, and when he's allowed to call his therapist, Dr. Dankmeme, she urges him to try a new, untested sedative.
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Lt. Schicklegruber is confined to a holding cell in the Space Brig on Luna Base 3—why? No one knows, but Cadet Billy is brought in as well, still sporting his horns, and they are granted a call to a therapist. So... yes...
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Sergeant Blonk of the Space Shore Patrol arrests our favorite Earth Space Force officers on officially flimsy pretexts and declares them guilty of all manner of crimes with their every utterance. Who needs justice when you can have a good laugh!
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On Luna Base 3, a quarrel erupts outside the Drunk St. Alphonsus Bar and Gruel, but it's interrupted by the Space Shore Space MP Patrol! And yes, our feckless heroes are all arrested.
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Cadet Billy awakens on an empty rocket to discover that he has... horns! Meanwhile, a number of Space Force officers are mysteriously arrested by MPs on Luna Base 3.