Hello, this is Anders Lurkawhile, the only public radio villain you hate to love. There was another one, the so-called “Gill Man of Lake Woebegone,” but I had him put in a pair of cement flippers and sent to the bottom of the aforementioned body of water. In any case, I’d like to encourage you to listen to this episode of "Men in Charge"—it will be better than previous episodes because, frankly, there will be fewer “Men in Charge” in it. Two fewer. That’s right—through the use of hypnosis, zombification chemicals, and strange devices that twist the fabric of reality as we know it, I’m taking over "Men in Charge” again. Think about it—how could it possibly get any worse?
Love and hugs,
Anders Lurkawhile.