Cut-rate public radio villain Anders Lurkawhile returns, albeit sick and tired of waxing Tony's moped, only to receive advice from a future version of himself about taking over "Men in Charge"; a new series of the science program focusing on our inimical universe, CHAOS, is explored, then debunked; DidierVendage is interviewed about the Belgian Waffle Crisis; Old Man Boxing gets real. Our grateful sponsors include: Shingles for Chewing Tobacco Users; What Was Meant by That Sketch? LLC, a Men in Charge Explanation Service; Inner Darkness Sunglasses for indoors and the night; A la Carte Reality Services.