Season 3, Episode 17: The Third Buttock!
In this fleshy episode, Kevin and Tony offer the fifth (5th!) in the Amber Westlake sequence, except of course there's still no Amber Westlake, but the poor old goat widow, masquerading as Amber, hoping to make it prison for Amber's crimes in time for dinner. Does she? Does anyone, ever? Next, Emily Wellingtonford returns, and this time she’s armed (and still not a good role model for young women). Then, a new sponsor, “Tough Cups,” offers solutions to the problem of cups that keep breaking when you throw them against the wall. Finally, a “Time Traveler” drops in from the Trojan War to rewrite The Illiad and almost prevent nuclear annihilation.