On "What's New with You?" host Roger Basement learns terrifying truths about a meatloaf recipe.

Creg Bellowes, Oblivious Receptionist, remains oblivious to the paid interns' mistreatment of the unpaid intern.

Lower Heights Community College is auctioning off academic departments to help fund the football team—and not just to pay for the concussion tent!

Mrs. Shambles wants to unload her useless son Jack in an arranged marriage, but Mrs. Nurch insists on a dowry for her daughter Gwendolyn!

Elizabeth Hempworthy continues to pillage resources from the office while her colleagues work remotely, but during a Zoom call her treachery reaches amazing new heights!

The U.S. Department of Scheduling has an exciting new solution to America's burden of too many holidays!

Johnny Hambone and sidekick Rollo work county-wide to solve the mystery of parachute pants. But do they...?

The Listener(s) is/are upbraided for insufficiently cringing loyalty to the show.

Can a dog walk on two legs? Can our listeners? Perhaps Johnny Hambone can explain!

Is obliviousness a higher state of being that transcends mere consciousness? Creg Bellowes couldn't say either way.