Season 9, Episode 11: No Prostitution Today, Thank You!

What’s worse—selling your body or your very soul and the soul of your country? Let Tony and Kevin answer that, because apparently the New America can’t. Maybe this episode’s segments will help, or maybe not… First, “Dr. Orville Preacher, On Your Healthiness” returns with more pseudo-quasi-medical advice, and hapless sidekick Tim Wattles melts into his final, gelatinous phase. Then we make another visit to the rocky west of Ireland for “Fiona Lynch’s Irish Burrito Stand and Backyard Boxing Gym.” Will young Liam McTaggert be plucked away from Fiona’s clutches by a wealthy American relative? Finally, there’s “Kitty McQueen,” a feline chanteuse who has trouble with a Manx boyfriend and a top dog cop. Boy can she sing, though… (These segments were written by Kevin Decker, Tony Flinn, and Ann Porter, which no one thought to mention during the show, damn it!)