In this episode, Kevin and Tony explain why irony is like a lotion rubbed on our backs by a stranger’s hands, and then, as if that weren’t enough, they take the listener on a series of unsettling and ridiculous journeys. First, Dan Blanche (the longest-serving adjunct writing instructor at Lower Heights Community College) has an unproductive encounter with the ruthless career advisor, Brian Feldon. Next, our hosts once again unclog the spam filter, this time bringing forth Kalechi Kamara, who brings investment opportunities from the Togo Lome asylum camp. After that, we meet Nigel the Nervous Tour Guide, who is unprepared for the misfortune that befalls him, as misfortune tends to do. Finally, we drop in once again to Jean-Jacques Vendage’s Offended Belgian Late Night Cable Access TV. This time Jean-Jacques interviews and is offended by a mysterious young Eurotrash woman who is more, yet less, yet actually at least a little more, than she seems…