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It's the space-age future, 1993, and the Earth Space Force is preparing for humanity's first mission to Pluto—for no particular reason! Worse, the commanders whose rockets are charged with this mission are facing radical budget cuts...

Ensign Zinn frightens a guard with a fraudulent radioactive name tag, Dr. Delesion continues his experiments on Cadet Billy, and Dr. Dankmeme needs medical pamphlets.

Before the Vanguard and Knausgaard can blast off for Pluto, Captain Major needs to sign various pre-blast off documents. But... he is nowhere to be found! Also, embedded space reporter Sparky McClean has an internal dialogue with herself about something that's making her anxious...

Interim Captain Casey of the Knausgaard discovers that Commander Train hid the Vanguard's Captain Major in a trunk in Sparky McClean's cabin to delay the blast-offs, and we learn that Commander Train had been a bad roommate at the Space Force Academy. Meanwhile, Cadet Cindy persuades Sammy Kahlua, a Martian entrepreneur, to pose as Mars' ambassador to Earth!

Instead of advancing the plot toward the blast-off to Pluto, Lt. Linley and Ensign Zinn argue about the difference between a planet and a moon. Unlike the rockets' engines, tempers flare!

On the Vanguard, Dr. Delesion uses Lt. Linley to help hide the results of his experiments on Cadet Billy, while on the Knausgaard, Dr. Dankmeme pushes Lt. Chesterfield and Sparky McClean into couples' therapy!

Before blast-off, budget-cutting Lt. Commander Fawna makes a secret call to recently reinstated Ensign Nemesis, ordering to spy on the Knausgaard's crew while he reduces the ship's oxygen ration by 10%. Meanwhile, on the Vanguard, Commander Train blackmails the android, Eugene 2000, to help her spread a false report about Sammy Kahlua, her fraudulent Martian ambassador to Earth.

Lt. Schicklegruber remains AWOL, Lt. Chesterfield reports to the Knausgaard, and embedded space reporter Sparky McClean complains about the size of her cabin.

The Cosmic News Service does a live broadcast of the Rockets Knausgaard and Vanguard's successful blast off in humanity's first mission to Pluto! But is it entirely... accurate?

What really happened when the rocket ships Vanguard and Knausgaard blasted off on their mission to Pluto? Well? What?