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Beatrice and Imelda, chasm creatures on Mars' scarier moon, Phobos, relax at home to terrorize a lone Earth Space Force officer.

Lt. Schicklegruber, the missing astrogator, having stowed away on the Knausgaard, reveals himself after getting hungry. As the rocket careens off course, Captain Casey needs him to return to his post in astrogation, but Dr. Dankmeme insists that Schicklegruber have a lot of therapy and a sandwich instead.

Lt. Linley changes out of Cadet Billy's uniform and then joins Ensign Zinn in the engine room, where the android, Eugene 2000, makes a startling confession!

On Luna (that's space lingo for "the moon"), Cadet Cindy and Sammy Kahlua, Martian entrepreneur, debate the degree of human gullibility. It turns out there's a lot of it.

As the rocket Knausgaard continues to careen off course, Lt. Schicklegruber, ship's astrogator, fears that the sandwich Dr. Dankmeme gave him in sickbay was poisoned...

Lt. Linley tries to arrest Ensign Zinn, while Cadet Billy is ordered to oil the android, Eugene 2000.

Dr. Dankmeme, a scary therapist type, boards the Knausgaard, while Dr. Delesion boards the Vanguard and begins experimenting on Cadet Billy.

Lt. Schicklegruber, still accidentally AWOL, is hiding in a shed when he encounters a former galactic encyclopedia salesman, while interim Captain Casey upbraids recently reinstated Ensign Nemesis for not wearing the regulation socks.

Lt. Schicklegruber is tricked into going AWOL, and Sparky McClean, TV journalist, wants to embed herself on one of the ships.

Cadet Billy is to be bossed around by the Vanguard's android, while Cadet Cindy and Ensign Zinn raid the Space Force supply warehouse to compensate for budget cuts.