In this episode, Kevin and Tony explain why your life feels so much like a big cheat. Why? Because they’re living your best life, sitting in the dark in their underwear drinking RC Cola, which is what you wish you could do, but you can’t, because you don’t have a radio show or podcast. And tonight the show is pared down to two really, really long segments. The first is a return to the heroic inactivity of Mr. Skids (#7), this time as he saves the Federal Reserve! Next is another edition of the award-proximate “Deputized!” series, in which Sidney Greenstreet, famously plump celluloid villain, rides along with Sheriff Coors and Deputy Withers to solve a crime, if only by trying to commit a new one. So enjoy a show in which even fictional characters are having a better time than you are!