Bad Nancy Drew—Bitsy and Francine—are deputized to solve/commit a crime: the pirating of the worst video game in history.

Sheriff Coors and Deputy Maisie the Loon welcome Bad Nancy Drew into the squad car!

Grifters, Wizards, Bandits and other Denizens lure the announcer into a trans-dimensional portal!

Kevin and Tony review the upside of American fascism. It goes about as you'd expect.

Kevin and Tony fight back against the thuggish takeover of the Men in Charge studios by agents from the Department Of Radio Efficiency and Eliminating Public Radio (DREEPR).

Agents from the new Department Of Radio Efficiency & Eliminating Public Radio (DORE&EPR) lock Kevin and Tony out of their MiC studio to rifle through their files and go into full confiscation mode (FCM).

Mr. Skids, a surly drunkard with a heart of limestone, passes out in the street at the perfect spot to prevent an armored car heist!

Johnny Hambone, detective and library bouncer, finds himself outmatched by a carousel organ.

When two actors in separate productions of MacBeth clash in the streets, well, they... clash!

Our surly morning show hosts interview a guest whose recycling method draws upon the United States Postal Service!