Men in Charge Season 11, Episode 12: Like Walking on Really Bad Water
The meaning of this title is self-evident, right? Isn’t our Christian Nation walking on Really Bad Water right now? On Earth, only the well-armed shall be forgiven. In the face of this Beatitude, as Kevin rightly terms it, we move onto great water-shaking segments. First, the fourth episode of Bruno Calimari, Norwegian Political Operative: Prep for the Debate between Sheriff Spondee and Mall Security Officer 2nd Class Coors. There’s a lot of slapping and playing dumb for the voters. Next, for “What’s New with You?” Roger Basement interviews a man who wants to get busy with Secession and the founding of Crowlandia. Yep. You bet. Finally, we have the start of a new series: “Jack Shambles, Man-child of Mystery!” At 37, Jack climbs up out of the basement to find that his mother has abandoned him, leaving him nothing but water, which is pretty bad.