Tony and Kevin bristle under the new productivity regime emphasized by Gina, the show's Quality Captain.

"Call me Ishmael." Thus begins a multi-part saga of how Tony and Kevin risked too much with the implicit question quiz, and so were ruled over by ... a temp.

It's the new game show that ask all kinds of incisive social questions about the friends of your friends—whom you may have no relationship with at all!

In a new tradition of airing episodes in the reverse order from which they were written, Sheriff Coors and Deputy Gertrude the Loon are assisted (heh) by SkyHighMan. Hope you listened to the last three Deputized! stories, listener!

Think of today's public service announcement as a kind of game show in which our isolationist leaders choose the new 51st state: Greenland? Canada? All we know is, it better damn well not be Belgium.

Who says you can't enjoy illusions and close-up magic on a radio show?

In cleaning out the latest bit of cultural detritus from the show's spam filter, Tony and Kevin face an existential dilemma.

Now that the USA is winning, winning, winning by simply re-naming geographical features like Gulfs and Buttes, the GOP shares their latest acquisitions!

The harm ptarmigan is gone, but the hosts/prisoners of today’s #1 talk show recorded in an impenetrable jail aren’t out of peril yet!

Holy Jacob Burckhardt, Batman! It’s a real Restroom Renaissance at the Shops at Plimsoles Hills!