Season 3, Episode 10: Diagnostic Tusk

“How are tusks diagnostic?” you may ask. “How are they not?” we might reply. As you dwell on that question, we start off with Old Man Boxing, with two embittered veterans of the recently concluded Luxembourgian Civil War—one a Van, the other a Von. Next comes Anthropoligies, where an anthropologist apologizes for Western sins against colonized cultures, but just a few centuries too late. Then a word from our sponsor, Benign Crime, followed by an extended message from Ersatz Vacations—why max out your credit cards to swim with dolphins when you can swim with ducks, on the cheap? Then Stephen Crawley takes us on our first British Pub Crawl, but not very far, and we wrap up the show with another message from Marital Medications, because every relationship can use a boost!