So much is “Brown Around the Edges” that Kevin and Tony don’t have time to point and chuckle at everything. But for the third instance of Ethics Lite®, host Reggie Forge not only dismantles a caller for his lapse into actual ethics, but also offers a set of Ethics Lite® products and services for interested consumers who want to buy their way into a more ethical posture. Attendees at the Men’s Rights Conference ask, among other questions, “Where are our tampons?” Then, Benign Crime, a “sponsor,” once more explains where your money goes (not to you!). Next, Dan Blanche (Lower Heights Community College’s longest-serving adjunct writing instructor) inappropriately advises an attractive student into his class. Finally, in Animal Adversions, a “free the ferrets” activists explains why it reflects poorly on his girlfriend that she shed him.