Season 5, Episode 3: Drink from the Carton!

Because what happens in commercials is all-too-real (in a sense), we begin with a word from our sponsor, A la Carte Reality Services, who perform localized reality alteration to make your life better—or at least, not not-worse. Then we join Lower Heights’ favorite radio sidekick, Jeff Schmaltz, as he introduces a new cooking/philosophy show, “Cooking with Meister Heidegger.” The culinary results will be pretty, but not  healthy. Then Tony and Kevin once again stretch radio’s boundaries—as well as its “listen-ability” (we just trademarked that word) with “Radio Mime.” Our special sponsor “Cardigan Music” presents musical tracks that will allow you and your kitty, snuggled in your quintuple-weave Irish wool cardigan, to be asleep by 8 pm. And finally we rejoin Annabeth Myserabel for another “Animaladversions,” where we explore the controversial subject of animal research on humans. The experimental results will be healthy, but not pretty.