Anders Lurkawhile and his new sidekick Spurious Jim Fowler take us on a journey through the highways and byways of north central Britain in Anders’ new Aston Martin DB4. To our regret, we find out which lay-by Anders lost his virginity at, and Spurious Jim puts in effort trying to milk a male cow. Eventually they arrive at the Brownout Nuclear Power Station, the home of the Small Hadron Collider. Time to get small! Our sponsors include Salad Milk, the nutritious snack made from vitamin-rich leavings on the Salad Fan Club factory floor as well as Dick Digwood’s Eco-Blaster Toys.