Season 9, Episode 23: Another 50¢ Down the Drain!

In this episode, Kevin and Tony examine what happens when you drop two or more American quarters down into a storm sewer, or worse, into Canadian parking meters.  In the former case, you can always climb down into the sewer to recover them, but in the latter, your coins are lost forever: hoarded by Canadians to fund Socialism and thus impose health care and other services that in America would be considered antithetical to freedom.  So, stay out of Canada, and attend to today’s segments. First, we have back-to-back returns of “Bad Nancy Drew” in which Francine and Bitsy labor to keep their innocent Aunt Sally—and their English teacher, Mr. Holly— incarcerated. Those are followed by a return to “Bingo Night at the Kushners!” Tonight’s gathering at Jared and Ivanka’s includes National Crank Award winner Marjorie Taylor Greene! Finally, Tony and Kevin peddle “Pledge Week Swag,” with more stuff, which, if you buy it, will be another 50¢ down the drain.