The stunning and only partly incomprehensible conclusion to "Artificial Habsburgs"! The Habsburg-punk Schmalkaldic League, who are spies, inventors and scapegraces of an alternative Protestant Reformation face Count Rudolf, Gaylord the Dalmatian Pinscher, and Emperor Charles V's chief Moral Enforcer, Count Crimsyn. Will the Rostock Occult-Eels save our heroes? Or--if worse comes to worse--will they be forced into ballroom dancing?