Yes, Kevin thinks up the best episode titles, but he confesses to a being a life-long liar and tries to throw the blame for these best titles onto Tony. In the meantime, they discuss what it means to be a “proto-martyr.” The show’s five (5!) segments start with the final “Life Lessons with Oswald Spellman,” this time about milky path to Covid fraud. Next is a commercial for “Time Served,” from our friendly inmates at the Lower Heights correctional facility. If you don’t have enough time during the day, these inmates will sell you some of theirs! After that, two separate segments about our Kushner pals: “Ivanka’s Tea with the Church Ladies,” and “Jared’s Beer with the Fellas.” First, church wine, and then beer and chainsaws! Finally, to clear out the Men in Charge mildewed basement, all the show’s sound effects are now for sale, whether it’s the Tasmanian Devil’s howl or the inevitable smashing of the plate-glass window: “All Sounds Must Go!” |