Faced with implacable offspring, Tony and Kevin wonder if indeed they are virgins, or whether they even have kids, or if their kids adopted them, or whether anything has ever actually happened. Plus, there’s the incident with the garbage truck and why Tony has to leave the show. In the first segment, Dan Blanche, once the longest-serving adjunct writing instructor at Lower Heights Community College, is out of jail and back in the classroom, only to be faced with a “Football Shakedown” as the football coach collects student lunch money to support the football team. Next, Roger Basement interviews the author of a “Real Estate Thesaurus,” who explains how bad your house really is. Finally, Johnny Hambone returns, along with Big Nell, as they wait—and wait—for the White Suburban Moms’ criminal syndicate to dispose of them by helicopter. Not a virgin to be found anywhere…