Men in Charge Season 11, Episode 15: We're Not Assassin Material!
In this episode, we learn why Assassin School is like summer camp but with even more blood and humiliation. Kevin and Tony were not cut out for that sort of work, but by a quirk of language, they were cut out of the program. Sigh. They recover their tuition with a commercial for Wire Mesh, because everyone needs more of that, and also one for Shirts, which keeps the hot sputtering kitchen grease from immediate contact with the skin. Between those commercials is another episode of “Deputized!,” starring the Marlon Brando of the first Superman movie, ripe with cue cards, a girdle, and a very sweaty back. Finally, Kevin and Tony sign off with a segment called “USA = Okay.” Because, you know what? They are not assassin material.